And as Ricky Gervais would say; "And that's how Batman raped Edward Scissorhands."

....see Author's note in the fic above for full explaination.

I kinda ship it now. Depp/Rickman. GAH!!! We've sunk to a new level of creative hell and have created an alternate reality!

Alright, I'm going to go hide in the corner with my weirdness now.